"Pork is a nice, sweet meat." ~Babe.

Upon viewing this commercial last night:

the following conversation ensued:

Me: For the love of all that is good and tasty in this world, why don't we ever eat at Denny's?!?
Colonel Brandon: Athens doesn't have a Denny's.
Me: (doing my finest Kramer impression) Denny? Deeeeennnnnyyyyyyy!!!

Then, as I cried real tears, CB comforted me with the promise that he will make me a maple bacon sundae anytime I want one.

Okay, that last part may have been a dream, but the rest was true.

Fondest regards,
The Lady